As promised/threatened on Twitter yesterday I have redesigned some Marvel heroes.
Basically, McKelvie is doing his best to design away all the glamour, ridiculous costumes and blatant sex from the heroines of Marvel, so I think it’s only fair I get to redesign the heroes the other way. The one design rule is they need to be wearing heels because, well, everyone looks good in heels.
Captain America gets to go a bit retro with his boots and spandex shorts look, but that only seems right for someone both of the past and the present.
Hulk is killing it in a pair of sexy boots and a thong, because there’s no way you could wear heels like that with some torn purple trousers.
And finally Thor is working the Asgardian armour look. Or, well, he is on his arms. The fishnets are just fishnets.
Maybe if you’re good I’ll do some more. Hawkeye is just begging for a make-over. Possibly Wolverine too. I’d do Loki as well but let’s be honest he hardly needs a redesign to end up wearing a pair of fuck-me pumps.
edit to say: Thor isn’t cross about his new outfit. He’s just being fierce and empowered and ready to kick posterior in a strong male character kind of way.